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4 dogs + 7 cans of paint - 23.61% of the drywall ÷ 20 pebbles x (5 cats) - 9 fish + 1 deer ÷ 2 parrots - 1 dinosaur foot x 36 pig eyes + 11 hamster kidneys - 3 belts - 18 shoelaces^3 + 7 snake heads = 26 trees

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one morning i woke up in my rather uncomfortable bed without having gotten much sleep. (i was in the ALF, Anti Lag Force). someone told me about a problem with one of the sinks in the bathroom. i walked in, and realized it was making a shrill, annoying noise, so i said, why didnt you get a plumber to come fix this? and he replied, i didnt get you to come fix this, i got you here to find out what the problem is. so i said, well i dont know what the problem is, so im going back to bed, for the next hour we have. an hour later i was woken up by that annoying bell, and when i walked out, our commander had a expression somewhere between nervous and sad. he didnt talk for about a whole 3 minutes. finally, after those 3 minutes, he said, if you have not heard the news yet, we found out that that sound coming from the sink was a...there was a long pause, and then he said:message. everyone stared at him. he ignored them and said, we have got it all recorded, so-someone interrupted, yeah, well i dont have a clue what your talking about, so can we start like...doing something?

about 3 hours later, there was a distant roar. everyone stopped, looking scared, as though it were a bomb or something. the commander broke out, its just thunder, now get back to what your supposed to be doing. everyone returned to their work. there were more distant roars, followed by a loud, faint scream, which caused everyone to stop, even the commander. the roars got louder and louder, until finally a couple of jets flew over, dropping bombs along the way. so everyone was like, OMG RUN! SKGEHFEFEFJEHFUJHEJEHFNUEHN! and everyone ran inside. gunshots started going off. someone said, we have to do something about this, we cant just sit here! then someone else said, well then what can we do? everyone thought about this. finally, someone thought up an idea. someone said, we can fire watermelons at them!

fortunately, there were tanks set up in hidden areas for scenes like these. we all loaded the cannons with watermelons. then, the people who could drive tanks, drove, and those who could operate the cannons, did the firing. believe it or not, it worked great. that is, until their infantry started coming in. squiggilies, they looked like this-~. thousands of them. the tanks werent able to hold up against so many squiggilies. finally, when we figured we were gonna die, some aircraft came over, aircraft on our side. then our infantry came out. thousands more of our infantry. the squiggilies could not hold up against this, and they retreated. then, everybody was like, OMG FU***N W00T :D!

nowadays, all that is simply a memory. i have no pictures or videos of it, but i wouldnt need any to remember that day, august 18, 04. the day AFL made history.

Teh 1337 End.

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